I was in the gym lifting weights when I heard my name being called. I was heated cause they were fuckin up my workout. I put the weights back on the rack and walked to the front of the gym where Gibson was smiling at me.
“The warden wants to see you in his office so you know the routine.”
I put my hands behind my back, and he enjoyed cuffing me as tight as possible.
“Aagh shit Gibs these muthafuckas is tight.”
“That’s we he said,” he joked grabbing me by my wrist.
We walked down the long corridor, and everybody seemed to be out meddling. My niggas was throwing hand gestures like what happened? I shrugged my shoulders, and when I got to the Wardens office and the door slid open, there sat Ramona and she was crying.
“Have a seat Mr. Love.”
I sat down, I hated when I was referred to by his last name since he wasn’t even my damn daddy.
“Ramona do you care to share the info you just gave me or would you rather I do it?”
I looked into the blue eyes of Warden Fischer then back at Ramona.
She shook her head no.
“Basically the reason we have called you here today is because there was a shakedown on your unit, and apparently a considerable amount of contraband was found.”
I leaned my head to the side, “Like what?”
“I am so glad you asked. Gibson can you bring that box in here?”
Gibson opened the door pushing one of the meal carts, and it contained a big ass box.
Warden Fischer walked up to the box and starting taking stuff out putting it on his desk.
He sat out an iPhone, galaxy note, android watch, four chargers, six boxes of Newport’s, two shanks I made out of toothbrushes, 17 green dot cards, and two bottles of strawberry lube.
“I looked at all the stuff, “Warden this ain’t my stuff.
“I figured you might say that Mr. Love, and that’s why Ramona is present. It seems to me that you all had a rather close relationship.
“She cool,” I said looking over at her.
“Well apparently she is more than cool because there seems to be recordings of her on your phone performing fellatio.”
“Fa what?”
“I sucked your dick Petey, he knows all about it.”
She was lucky I was in cuffs cause I woulda done her worse than I did Sherelle.
“This bitch is a lie!!!”
“Mr. Love you will watch your tone in my office, and you will not disrespect my officers, do you understand?”
“Man get me out of here this shit is bogus as a muthafucka.”
“So you will not admit any of this stuff is yours Mr. Love?”
“Mane naw that shit ain’t mines fuck all yall.”
“Okay Mr. Love I tried to be reasonable, but now you have made that impossible so I’m gonna be the prick you think I am.
He leaned over me so close that I could smell the onion bagel he had for lunch. I turned my head and he turned it back to face him.
“Mane, get your hands off me.”
“Oh you think you are running the show? This is my house you in now so you will play by my rules. Ramona you can be dismissed, and you will be transferred effective immediately. If you so much as show up late at another facility I will personally see that you end up inside of a prison instead of working in one, you hear me?”
“Yes sir.” She looked at me regretfully then the bitch made tracks getting out of there.
He let go of my face and sat down on his desk.
“You violated so many rules here that I could easily get you more time, but instead I am gonna throw you a bone since you have never posed a problem before.
I sucked my teeth, “What you gonna do warden?”
He crossed his arms, “I am going to let you off with a warning only because you did not have any drugs on you. “
I sighed inwardly, “Okay so now what happens?”
He rubbed his hands together, “Now for the fun part, you will not have visits for a year, you will be going to segregation for 6 months, there has been a block placed on your mail because someone tried to send you some extra stamps, and all of your belongings except for letters that you already have has been confiscated. Any questions?”
I sucked my teeth, “Naw I guess not,” I said standing up.
“Gibson take him to ad seg.”
“Yes sir.”
When we got outside of the wardens office I mumbled, “I hate all yall crackers.”
“I love me so dark meat though ,” Gibson whispered into my ear.
