So this is my first book, and i hope you like it!
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In Asgard i will not...
run after Loki exclaming "oh, i just cant wait to be king", this will end in pain.
In Asgard i will not...
steal Loki's helmet and run around asgard screaming "MOO, I'M A COW!!!!" this will also end in pain.
In Asgard i will not...
yell "a whole new world" whilst next to Heimdall.
In Asgard i will not...
sing "my little pony" near or around Sleipnir, this will anger both Odin and Loki.
In Asgard i will not..
Comment on Sif's hair colour this just might get you killed.
In Asgard i will not...
Sing "i'm reading a book" when Loki is reading a book.
In Asgard i will not...
Sing ANY Frozen song (Frozen heart and let it go expecially) near or around Loki.
In Asgard i will not...
Sing 'Da ba dee( I'm blue)' near Loki.
In Asgard I will not.....
Tell Loki to kneel, Loki does not take kindly to mocking.
In Asgard I will not...
Steal Loki's pudding, this will start raganarok.
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Also please comment and tell me what you think, if I should continue with the book and any suggestions
Thankyou~~
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in Asgard i will not...
HumorA guide of what not to do when visiting Asgard. Asgard and it's inhabitants are not mine they belong to marvel/ norse myth Some chapters can't be seen unless you follow me (I'm guessing) I don't know how to change it so sorry. This is not an ask to...
