In Asgard I will not...
Tell Loki I found a new army for him and then take him to a Loki's army meet up
In Asgard I will not...
Deny Loki his beauty sleep
In Asgard I will not...
Tell thor and Loki to cut their hair, this is Frigga's job
In asgard I will not...
Show loki throki doujinshi
I asgard I will not...
Show loki loki X Frandral fan fics
In asgard I will not..
Tease thor that loki has more fangirls than him
In asgard I will not....
Give Fenrir a milk bone
In Asgard I will not...
Cover frandrall's chambers in posters of old/ugly women in bikinis (evil smile)
On Midgard I will not....
Take thor to a op-shop to find new drapes for him
In Asgard I will not...
Tell Sygin that Loki might be cheating on her
In Asgard I will not...
Play eagle sounds around Idunn
In Asgard I will not....
Force Odin to sing 'a pirates life for me'
In Asgard I will not....
Ask heimdall to spy on my favourite actor for me
In Asgard I will not...
Wear a blond wig and run after Thor singing princess songs
In Asgard I will not...
Tell Loki to "stay chill" he is also the God of wild fiya! And would probs burn you
In Asgard I will not...
Run after sif screaming love is an open door~~
In Asgard I will not...
Call volstag a gummy bear
In Asgard I will not...
Drag Loki through the stables during mating season
In Asgard I will not...
Tie popcorn to a leaf and chuck it a balder
In Asgard I will not...
Blast thunder by ACDC when ever Thor walks in a door
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in Asgard i will not...
HumorA guide of what not to do when visiting Asgard. Asgard and it's inhabitants are not mine they belong to marvel/ norse myth Some chapters can't be seen unless you follow me (I'm guessing) I don't know how to change it so sorry. This is not an ask to...
