by: xiubaek13 (ao3)
"I gave her the best sex of her life, she should thank me!" You didn't think you could roll your eyes any harder even if your life depended on it. The guy at the booth behind you had been bragging about his sexual prowess the entire time you'd been in the club. You'd come out to celebrate your friend getting a promotion at work, not to hear about how magical some dude's dick was and all the adventures it had been on. His friends weren't much better but this guy was definitely the loudest. You made a mental note to glance at the table when you next went to the bar to put faces to 3 men that you were not ever going home with. In your experience guys who felt the need to talk about how excellent in bed they were generally were lousy lays. "Hyung, it was so fucking hot. I was pounding into her and she was screaming my name like I was her new religion. Aish, you wish you were as godlike in bed as I am." The nerve of this jerk. Who has this much self confidence?! You felt slight satisfaction when you heard one of his friends tell him to shut up.
You looked across the table at your two friends Mina and Soojung. Mina had gotten a promotion at work and Soojung had dragged both of you out to celebrate. Soojung had always been the lively one of the three of you. She was always up for adventure, especially if there was dancing or alcohol involved. Mina on the other hand had always been the mother of the group. She was the youngest but she was the only one who seemed to have her life sorted out. Mina had a long term boyfriend who doted on her, she had a great job in a marketing agency and had just been promoted to team leader for a whole floor of the office. Soojung had almost finished her doctorate at university and she worked all kinds of strange and varied jobs to help pay for her education. The three of you used to live together but Mina moved out last Spring to live with her boyfriend. You were a personal assistant for a stock broker so your work hours varied depending on his schedule. Thankfully this week he was on holidays with his wife and children so all you had to do was turn up to the office during normal business hours and sort through messages and emails.
It was rare for the three of you to get together at a club these days. Mina was clearly disgusted with the way this guy was talking about his conquests. You were unfortunately used to it. High finance bred a lot of rich jerks and they loved to over share about their weekends and sexual escapades. It annoyed you how they spoke about the women as though they were just objects and had lost all value once they'd been fucked. You recalled the one unfortunate work Christmas party when you went home with one of the brokers only to hear him bragging about you a couple of days later. What he'd been describing in detail to his co-workers was definitely what the two of you had done but he sure hadn't rocked your world. He had been only interested in chasing his own release and in no way cared about your needs. In that moment you were so enraged that you walked straight over to the desk he'd been leaning against and tapped him on the shoulder. He shot you an overconfident smile when he saw you. "Sorry babe, I don't do seconds. You know it was a one time thing right? It would be unfair to all the other men out there if you kept getting to have me."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think I actually wanted to sleep with you again after the other night? No. I just wanted to let you know that for the good of all women you need to either learn how to properly fuck a woman or just stop having sex because what transposed between us was in no way pleasurable or exciting. You should treat women different to your own hand or just stick to masturbating." You remembered how hard his co-workers were laughing as you walked away.
You looked over at Soojung. She'd been uncharacteristically quiet since the fuckboy in the next booth had started bragging. You nudged her with your foot. "Hey, you good?" She nodded.
"That dude is just killing the vibe. Also my drink is almost empty Mina, it 's your round next isn't it?" Mina nodded and practically ran from the booth, happy to get 5 minutes away from the other booth. You were out to celebrate Mina's promotion but you couldn't help laughing becasue you were certain she would have preferred a nice dinner somewhere not a drunken dance night. That was all Soojung.
