It's Just Like Meeting On Tinder (South Park)(Stenny)

(4)

They were both wrong when they thought that they'd be the only ones in the theater.

When Kenny offered, Stan just started walking towards the theater doors, picking up the pace once he saw that he followed. Inside, it was almost packed with people.

"Whoa- what?"

"It must be because of the new Terrance and Phillip movie. " Stan pursed his lips, "It came out only a few hours ago...."

His voice faltered.

When Kenny looked over to see what he was staring at, he noticed that there was a whole other group staring right back at him. Kenny recognized them immediately- knowing that they were some kids in his class that he hung out with occasionally.

Stan was looking at Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak.

And they were all looking right back at him.

Kenny elbowed him lightly to snap him out of his daze.

"You okay?"

"I'm suddenly not feeling it tonight." He muttered.

He shoved his hands in his pockets and turned, leaving as quickly as he could. When he spotted the group now giving him a confused look, he shoved his hands in his own pockets with an overdramatic flare that earned some quiet laughs from other people watching the both of them, and stormed out in a similar fashion.

When Kenny was outside, he thanked God that Stan was still easy to spot, jogging towards him.

"Hey, Stan- wait up!"

He noticed that looked a bit more relaxed, holding a hand up and waving it around.

"No, no- you can go home. It's getting late, anyway."

"What's going on?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

Kenny was glad that Stan stopped walking once his hand was on his shoulder.

"Can we at least hang out?"

Stan looked over at Kenny. His eyes narrowed, and he shrugged his hand off.

"How old are you?" He muttered, stepping closer to him than he would've liked.

"16?"

"Is there any way you can prove that to me?"

"I knew some of the people at the theater. They go to my school."

"What else?"

Kenny pokerfaced.

"Do I look 80 to you?"

"I need more than that."

"The guys at the theater can vouch for me."

Stan tensed.

"I hope you aren't lying."

"Why?"

Stan pursed his lips.

"Want to watch a movie at my house?"

"As long as it isn't Unfriended, I'm down."

Stan smiled a little, muttering out, "How dare you- insult that masterpiece."

"It's not hard."

"The audacity."

The two laughed for some godawful reason and continued the walk. It was a relief to find a smile on both of their faces.

"You know- you're a lot shorter than I thought you'd be." Kenny offered.

"I'm not short- you're just too tall. Like that fucking lamp post."