Reasons Why I'm Single
One: I annoy people
Two: I'm never anyone's first choice
Three: I fuck shit up
Four: I'm just bad with relationships
Five: I'm not liked (I'm a traitor)
Six: I am an ugly ass motherfucker
Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
Eight: Well I shed
Nine: People just can't get to my hotness level
Ten: I am way stronger than, like, everyone
Me: I'm not single I have a lot of dates, except, my dates are all fictional characters from books
