Sterakus: Guess what? I'm back!
Lordias: God-Dammit Pittacus, I thought you killed him!
Pittacus: Well, I was going to, but then I looked in his big puppy dog eyes-
Lordias: The ones with murder in them?
Pittacus: ... Yes?
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Sterakus: Guess what? I'm back!
Lordias: God-Dammit Pittacus, I thought you killed him!
Pittacus: Well, I was going to, but then I looked in his big puppy dog eyes-
Lordias: The ones with murder in them?
Pittacus: ... Yes?