Ch*ck with a D*ck || l.t. + h.s.

Chapter 13

Please read author note at end

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~*Louis's POV*~

"Liam!" I yelled at my friend who was sitting with Zayn trying to watch a movie. I'm not letting that happen peacefully.

He groaned. "What."

"Don't sound so excited mate."

Liam just rolled his eyes.

"How do I make a straight man gay?"

"How the hell would I know?"

I huffed. "I don't know, you figure that out."

"Solve your own problems, I'm trying to watch a movie with Zayn."

"Zayn! My main man, help." I begged.

"You were a straight man who turned gay for Harry." Zayn pointed out.

"But I fell because of his gorgeous looks. I know I'm extremely gorgeous but that would've worked by now."

Both boys groaned.

"Save the groaning for the bedroom and help me."

"Seduce him." Liam said.

"I don't know how to seduce anyone."

"Figure it out." Liam tried to end the conversation there but I wouldn't let him.

"How?"

"Louis, leave."

I scoffed but stayed standing in my spot. How the hell was I going to turn Harry, the straightest man I know, gay. I decided to go to a gay club and pick up tips on how to flirt. Going alone is boring so I grabbed the remote and turned off the TV.

"Hey!" Liam yelled.

"Hi."

"Louis, turn it back on." Liam warned.

"No. We are going to the club get ready."

Zayn put his hand on Liam's knee. "Just go with it." Liam was still pissed but did as Zayn said.

"Fine." Was all Liam said and we got ready and left. I drove to the closest place I could find and we walked in.

"I'm going to get drunk. Have fun." I said to the other two before ditching them. I made my way to the bar and sat down. A bartender came over.

"I would like to purchase an alcohol." I said and he looked at me strangely. Oh well. I told him what I wanted and he gave me some. I drank it and looked around me trying to figure out how to seduce other men. I made mental notes and then decided to try it myself, but I was stopped by an attractive man who tried some on me first. We flirted a bit and he bought me more and more drinks and I was so drunk. He said something along the lines of 'let's take this to my house.' And I agreed. We left the bar and I didn't think much of Liam or Zayn. They're going to be fine. We stumbled into his flat and into the bedroom. Clothes were stripped and let's just say, I'm going to be sore in the morning.

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I walked awkwardly into my own flat and Zayn and Liam were sitting on the couch.

"Where were you?!" Liam screamed, I groaned from my hangover and sat on the chair.

"Out." I smirked.

"You had sex didn't you." Liam said beating around the bush.

"It was an accident?"

"Accidents don't happen accidentally."

"Liam that doesn't even make sense." I retorted

"Whatever, so are you strictly into dick now?"