Cat: *Rubs up against someone's legs looking for those sweet sweet rubs*
Someone: Aww how cute. *Pats cats soft little head*
Cat: *Suddenly hates person and attacks their hand violently*
Someone: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? *Removes hand* WHY DID I EVER GET YOU!?
Cat: Because you're an idiot. hiss hiss bitch. *Attacks face*
Someone: *Dies*
THE END
