~The Piglet~

Chapter 2: Pig?

3 Long Years Later. Beneath the mud and earth that had arisen and churned to claim the land that once saw the sunlight before, a small pink sooty hoof emerged with an enraged fervor the world had not yet witnessed. Mr. Piglet had left the world in his slumber only to have been sent back with a purpose and a divine might unlike all others. As his body emerged from the deep, dark black and brown mud covering his form yet it eschewed him, stood apart from the all powerful eminence dominating the mind.

Wings sprouted in a golden light from our Hero's back and his body met the sky at last. Daniel the Pig was reborn and ready to fight the evil that gave him unto an early grave. Lil' Dan Dan gave a perfectly postured sneeze and fell on his butt with his body still ablaze in glory, and then he calmly stood and began his journey forth. On horseback, with the amber colored sun meeting the bright blue morning skies, making for a shining white orifice it seemed in the fabric of space. Daniel traveled deep into the ruins of the Aztec, into the Pyramid of Cholula, armed with nothing but a toothpick and a taste for blood.

There were snakes lining the walls and other stereotypically temple involved traps, including a fairly obvious giant boulder perched, and ready to be set off with a pressure switch that was affixed to the floor surrounding a pedestal atop which lay a small golden brooch as bait. Daniel was well versed in his Mesoamerican culture, performing a quadruple forward flip with a single bound.  His noodly little pig legs at the last moment of impact with the ground formed massive bipedal stompers, launching Dan Dan clear over the pillar with his noodly arms grabbing the artifact and securing it, and just in the nick of time Daniel rolled under the stone door to the exit that was closing due to the change in weight of the pedestal.

Daniel stood and all of a sudden in the last room, beset with awe and grief all at once because again he was met face to face with his "un-doer". The young man with the bright red balls, and, this time, he was holding a 24 pack of wal-mart branded dynamite.