Bob Ross saw the woman of his dreams. She was a short and stubby woman with neon yellow overalls. A fez sat upon her long, brown tangled hair. Her eyebrows were so meticulously connected. She was absolutely beautiful.
Bob Ross hopped on his pink tricycle and rode up to her with a watermelon. "Hi LaDy," he said as his tricycle screeched to a stop. The woman stared at him blankly. "Ur HoT," He pronounced to the lovely lady, then proceeded to throwing the watermelon at her face. She fell to the ground with a loud thud, shaking everything around her, including Bob Ross and his pink tricycle. Her fez stayed atop her head as if it were glued in place. Bob Ross slowly pedaled to her head.
The woman looked at him with still a blank expression. She then smiled and said in a deep, manly voice,
"My name is Brenda. Call me, h0ttie." She handed him her phone number carved into a potato and attempted to wink but instead just widened her eyes and stared at him.
"ThAnKs LaDy," Bob Ross shouted. Gleaming with joy, he rode off, riding his tricycle over Brenda's face and off into the distance.
Brenda then rolled gracefully onto a sewer drain. The bars snapped and she fell into the darkness. "Ugh, not again. Joe," a construction worker said into his walkie-talkie, "She broke the sewer drain again."
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Bob Ross falls in love
HumorBob Ross falls in love with a beautiful woman, who is very, very, very, very ,very,very h0t. There will be more chapters in time, just wait boi.
