Bob Ross falls in love

Chapter 3: The rival

              The next day Bob Ross met up with Brenda in the dumpster again. When he was about to join Brenda, but then he saw she saw her staring at a bread crumb. Her eyes were wide, clearly hypnotized by the bread crumb's beauty. "WhO iS tHaT?" "Bread crumb." "StOp StArInG!" "No" Bob Ross gasped "HoW dArE yOu!" Bob Ross spun around on his tricycle. He clenched his fist and dramatically looked up. Music started playing and a random light from the heavens shone on him. "I wOn'T gIvE uP, bReNdA. I wIlL eArN yOuR LoVe BaCk" He whispered gently as a single tear rolled down his cheek. "No you won't." "SHUT UP BRENDA."

              He started pedaling down the sidewalk without turning back. He knew what he had to do...

"Uh, chief. There seems to be a full grown man with a large afro riding a pink tricycle." "What? How the hell did he get in here?" "Well he's riding straight towards the weaponry." "Send the cops to arrest him this instant" "Alright, chief." There Bob Ross was, riding his pink tricycle through a military base. He was pedaling toward the weaponry, determined to eliminate the bread crumb. Several police cars came speeding around a corner towards him. Their sirens blared across the vast base.

              The police car in the front rammed into him, fully expecting to send the mysterious man flying. Instead the police car exploded as it made contact with Bob Ross. The cops stopped their cars and stared at the burning car. They then stared at Bob Ross, who stopped his tricycle and sat there for a while before turning his head all the way around like an owl to face the cops. There was a gleam in his eye that frightened the cops and they quickly drove away. Bob Ross continued pedaling to the weaponry.

              "The hell? sound the alarms! evacuate at once!" the chief shouted in a hurried panic. Bob Ross reached the weaponry and stared at all the guns. "Ah, PeRfEcT." he grabbed a fork and pedaled back to the dumpster.