Me And The Creepypastas!!

Life With The Cps

Me: My life with the creepypastas? Oh please! More like creepypastas' lives without me. They can't live without me. Jeff, he can't go anywhere without knowing where I am. Only because he's my bae. But, he still can't do anything without me. I'm practically the boss, except Zalgo's the boss. I work my ass off like a boss though. I'm a mother myself, for Sally of course. Not a chance I'll have a child. Only if Jeff and I...okay nevermind. Just not going to say it right away, that's it.

Jeff: Umm....were you gonna say what I thought?

Me: No! Why would I say that?

Jeff: No I think you were gonna say it! You were gonna say...

Me: *covers Jeff's mouth* cookies. I was gonna say cookies. :/

Jeff: *licks my hand* You were gonna say sex.

Me: OH HELL TO THE NO! *kicks Jeff* NO ONE LICKS MY HAND!!!

Jeff: You avoided what I said. ;)

Me: Jeff just fuck off!

Jeff: You mad at me? I'm sorry, babe. Forgive me?

Me: Okay I forgive you

Jane: what did I just walk into?

Me: Nothing important. *kisses Jeff and sits on top of him*

Jane: Oh gross!!

Ben: *looks up from DS* Aww man! Come on! I mean, on the couch too!

Jeff: You're just jealous cuz Piper loves me and not you.

Me: Um...excuse me? Ben is my bro! I love him!

Ben: Ha! You just got owned, Jeff!

Jane: Can we please be a little quieter? I just put Sally down for a nap! Seriously, do we live in an insane asylum!?!

Me: That's where I live so...yep pretty much!

Jeff: That's what I love about us all.

Ben: That we live in an insane asylum?

Jeff: Pretty much!

Me: Okay, okay! Lets not start to fight or yell! Jane just put Sally down! *Winks to Jane*

Jane: *mouths thank you* What would we do without Piper?

Me: Nothing Jane!

Jeff: I couldn't live without you. <3(there goes his sweet side!)

Me: Aww... I love you too!

Ben: Oh Jesus Christ! Give me a break! *goes back to playing DS*

(So this is one part of my life with the Creepypastas. Just wait. There's lots more amazingness to come. And if you're a Jeff fangirl, sorry but yeah I put myself in the position of being his bae. That problem will be solved later. Love, Piper the killer)