Me And The Creepypastas!!

Problem???

Me: Ben, did you take my knife? I need it tonight.

Ben: Mayyybeeee..... :)

Me: Ben, give me my fucking knife! If you don't give it to me now, I will seriously choke you...

Ben: You wouldn't do that! I'm your favorite brother.

Me: Underwater.

Eyeless Jack: Piper, why do you blame Ben for everything?

Me: Because he might not look guilty, but he is! He always is!

EJ: Ben just give Piper her god damn knife! Damn, you guys fight like a fucking married couple!

Me & Ben(at the same time): WE'RE NOT A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING COUPLE!

Jeff: *laughs*

Me: What jeff?

Jeff: Nothing. Nevermind.

Me: Jeff, tell me or I break up with you. I mean it this time.

Jeff: You guys do sound like a couple sometimes. It's not hard to see that you guys were a couple.

Ben: Oh my god! We're not a mother fucking couple! -_-

Me: Jeff, I might break up with you now.

Jeff: No no no no no! I'm kidding!

Me: Yeah, you say that all the time. It's cute, but you're constantly saying that. Goodbye, Jeff.

Jeff: NO NO NO! IM SORRY!

Me: Got ya! hahahaha! You fell for it!

Jeff: I guess I did. *blushes. Brushes the back of his head*

Me: Yeah. I wouldn't break up with you. I love you way too much.

Jeff: I love you too.

Jane: Guys! seriously quit! That's discusting!

Ben: Yeah. Jane's right! You guys should'nt show or talk about your 'affection' all that much.

Me: Is there a problem Ben?

Ben: .......No...