Me And The Creepypastas!!

Jeff Is WHAT!?!

Me: Hey, EJ, have you seen Jeff?

EJ: Uh.....nope...... :#|

Me: Jack......where's Jeff? What's he up to?

Jack: He.....is......at....the..........the.....store! Yeah! Yeah, he's at the store! Buh-bye!

Me:*stabs Jack's hoodie into the wall* What's Jeff doing, Jack?

Jack: I promised Jeff I wouldn't tell you! If I did, he'd kill me!

Me: Tell me, or I'll rip out your heart out! So I'm gonna ask again, where is Jeff?

Jack: Okay, okay! He went to see your sister!

Me:*tears up* why?

Jack: To see what kind of jewelry you like...

Me: Why? I can't wear jewelry! I'm allergic to imitation gold.

Jack: ......then you're only allergic to the cheap ass gold stuff.

Me:*stabs Jack's arm* Why is he looking for jewelry I like? Don't make me ask again!

Jack: Aaahhh!!! He's going to purpose to you! Get...the knife...out...of my fucking...arm!

Me:*takes knife out of arm* Jeff is...what?

Jack:*whispers* Jeff is going to ask you to marry him.

Me:*smiles* He is?

Jack: Yes, he is! Can I please leave now?

Me: Yeah. But wait! Do you think tonight would be a good night to tell Jeff that I'm pregnant?

Jack: .....You're what?

Me: I'm...pregnant...

Jack:*screams so everyone hears* YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!

Everyone except Sally: What!?!

Me: Hehe.......surprise!

Sally: So...I'm not your baby anymore?*tears up*

Me: Sally, you'll always be my baby! I did adopt you. You're always gonna be my little girl!

Sally: Okay...but I don't want a little brother or sister!

Me: Sally, you'll understand more when you're a couple years older. Trust me.

*Jeff walks in* Jeff: Hey guys! I'm back!

Me: Hey! *kisses Jeff*

Jack: Everyone, other room. We need to talk. It's important! *everyone follows Jack*

Me: Uh...so, um...I have something to tell you.

Jeff: Me too. But it has to wait til tonight.

Me: Okay. Same here. But, I'm not going to be here tonight. I'm going to the lake.

Jeff: Really? I was gonna take you to the lake tonight.

Me: Okay! I'll meet you there?

Jeff: Yeah. Well, I gotta go see EJ.

Me: Okay. I gotta go spend the day with Sally.

*Jeff walks away*

Me: Sally! Come on! We're going somewhere!

Sally: Okay! Like mommy daughter time?

Me: It is mommy daughter time. *in my head* Oh my god! Jeff is gonna purpose, I'll tell him I'm pregnant. Everyone knows! What's gonna happen?