Me, Charlie, Pintel and Reggetti huddled together, observing the plan of action, carfuly drawn out and planned by Charlie and I. Sea Goddesses are awful mischivious, and now It was time to stir up some trouble. The prank was simple, The plan wasn't.
" We all know what to do?" I Confermed
"Aye" Pintle nodded "Me and Reggetti keep watch outside the captin's Cabin."
"perfect" Charlie said, her eyes wide with excitement
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We crept around the cabin, trying to be silient as the grave, any noise could alert that blasted undead monkey that barbossa calls "Jack"
We aproached this cage slowly, trying not to show fear on our faces, I swear that that Monkey Is evil.
It spotted us when we were an arms disance away, and it screached in alert,
"Calm down Jack." I soothed
"Captin barbossa just sent us to feed you a treat" Charlie Lied to the monkey
His face perked up, and I think he smiled, or at least attepted to.
Charlie pulled out a slice of banana which we had druged, if we were going to do this, that monkey needed to be out cold.
She slowly stuck her hand in the cage and opend her hand, revealing the druged banana, Jack snached it greadily, and nibbled away.
My sister then proceded to pet the cursed capuchin! I have never seen an animal move do fast, It dropped the banana and bit my sister'd finger in one motion.
"That balsted Monkey Bit me!!!!!" She yelled in pain
Charlie then, In anger, Slaped the monkey over the head, kocking him out!!!!!
"Not so tough are you now?" She teased
Quicly I pulled out my bottle of dye and pored It over the monkey, soon barbossa's beloved monkey was sporting a fresh coat of pink paint.
Me and Charlie spinted out of the cabin, leaving behind a very unconsious, VERY pink monkey named Jack.
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"Who did this!" Barbossa roared in out rage "Fess up now and keep your life!"
I searched the group of sailors abord the Adabla, Pintel and Reggetti stood out like a sore thumb
slowly they steped forward,
"were very sorry sir!" Reggeti wailed
"I didn't mean It!!" Pintel ciried
"Just ye two scoundrels? and you maneged this?" Barbossa asked guesturing to Jack in all his Hillarious pinkness
"Oh No, We didn't come up with anything captin!" Pintel insisted
"we were shaing hied by that fine wench, Charlie and her beautiful sister Emily!" Sobed Reggetti
" 'Comon guys I though we were a team!!!" Charlie whined
"Pirate!" Pintel pleaded
"You will be!" Barbossa shouted, He tured to me and Charlie " Now if ye were mortal I would proobable leave ye on a god forsaken Isalnd to die, but ye can't die,There isn't a way to disipline you girls, but I will not have you troublemaking wenches abord my ship, so the next we ake port, ye will be let off there."
"Tortuga ho!" Came an excited cry
"I guess that would be now, wouldn't It be, Captain?" I used eyery Inch of hatered and smart-alic-ness I could muster
As We walked away from Barbossa I tossed over my shoulder " Hey Jack! It looks good on you!"
YOU ARE READING
The Man with the Sparrow Tattoo
FanficEmily and Charlie are two sea goddeses in their own right, but when they encounter a strange pirate with a sparrow tattoo, not even their divine heritige can prepare them for the adenture they embark on!
