3 drunk men call a taxi. When the taxi arrives, he sees the men are drunk. He starts the car, drives forward a little, before stopping again. He then said, "okay, this is it." The first man got out and thanked him. The second thanked him and paid him and then got out, the third, however, slapped the driver in the face. The taxi driver was shocked, and wondered if he found out what he had done. Just in case, he asked, "what was that for?" And the third man replied, "you should of slowed down! You nearly got us all killed!"
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