How to elfs clean their hands? With hand-santa-tiser!
What is a shoes favorite sport? SOCKer!
what is a playground's favorite chip flavor? Seasaw and vinegar!!!
how did the chimpanzie open the door? using monkeys!!
what does Mrs.Clause use as perfume? Hot Coco Chanel!
Where do rappers go to cool off? in the Slim Shadey!
Where do corn invest their money? In cornstalks !
what kind of shirts do vaginas wear?
v-necks!!
what did the annoyed tree say?
leaf me alone!
how do earings play basketball?
they shoot hoops, then hang around for more!!!
who is a chicken's favorite composer?
Bach!
what do pilots study in math?
plane figures!
what is a fat persons favorite number?
pi !!
what do eyes and phones have in common?
they both have contacts!
where to feet keep their books?
in footlocker !!
why was the peanut butter moldy?
the lid was left a-jar!!!
what did Loki say when his leg hurt?
my leg is Thor!
where do numbers cook?
on the counter!what kind of sunglasses do eggs wear? Oakleys
