Why was there no room in the library?
all the tables were booked!
Why does Santa hate chimneys?
he's CLAUSEterphobic!
What did the Advil say to the annoying benydril?
You're a pain aspirin!! aleave me alone!!
What did the leg say when he caught to ball?
that was a good shave!!
Why was the grizzly depressed?
he couldn't bear the pain.
What is oils favorite instrument?
GuiTAR
What did right say when half the world dissappeared?
There's no one left
