Ninjago: Short stories

Cole's diet

Cole stopped eating cake after Master Wu ended up lost in time with the Hands of Time. He said it was because his body is a temple, but not everyone believed this. Jay was convinced that Cole was getting off his sugar high. Here's how a random scenario went:

Jay: You sure you don't want any, Cole?

Cole: Sure! My body is a temple, remember?

Jay: Yeah, you only told me that like, a thousand times. Figuratively, I mean. Not literally.

Cole: (face-palm and sighs) Jay, please, let's-

Jay: Not talk about the difference between the words figuratively and literally, blah blah blah, I know. (mood changes went he sees a frog) Oh! A frog! One of my favorite reptiles in the whole wide world!

Cole: Frogs are amphibians, Jay, they're not reptiles.

Jay: Well they both have cold blood, do they not?

Cole: Ugh.

Jay: So back to the point of this conversation- I think you have high blood sugar and your trying to reduce it.

Cole: Woah, how'd you guess? I didn't think you would even consider it.

Jay: Well, I did consider it, and it took a lot of time ad a lot of brain power. My head still hurts from the thinking.(groans)

Cole: How is that scientifically possible!?