Mad libs

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Don, ashlie and Nick are playing Money wars

Ashlie: Don, what do you do with the others at home? you know away from all this... killing?

Don: well, you see...

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Don: Ok... fur give me 2 nouns...

Fur: ... okay um... Don and wall

Don: Drez give me a noun and occupation...

Drez: Bathtub and Killer

Don: Dory, verb and place

Dory:*yells from the kitchen* Reside and... chicago, IL

Don: Dash, give me a verb ending with 'ED' and... a noun

Dashlie: hmm. stressed and crisis

Don: Duni, verb ending in 'ing' and a noun which is plural

Duni: pondering and abilities

Don: aaand paralysis and empty

Dory: why is every one in this house so mean and bloodlusty?!

Dashlie: it runs through the family bruther

Don: okay here we go. ready?

Everyone: yup

  Don: It was during the battle of Don *snort* when I was running through a Wall when a Bathtub went off right next to my platoon (Dory: what?! *starts crying of laughter). Our Killer yelled for us to Reside to the nearest Chicago, IL we could find. When we got to the Chicago, IL we Stressed to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the Crisis from the fire and started Pondering Abilities at us. we all quickly ducked behind the Paralysis at the Chicago, IL and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were Empty that we had won the battle.

everyone: (laughing their asses of)

Drez: If this is what life has come to, I'm down! *continues to laugh*

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