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Why Tommy isn't in many of my books

Nick: hey guys, why hasn't tommy been in many of our recordings lately?

Ashlie: well, Tommy's been absent lately due to a crack problem

Uni: and we've been covering that up with "he's busy with his own channel."

Nick: well where is he now?

Ashlie: well you see Nick...

(In his room sat on cory's lap while cory continuously strokes his hair to comfort him)

Tommy: GOVERNMENT CAME AND TOOK MAH BABY!