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proposal

DD| Soooo...... heard Dommy proposed-
*freezes* what-
DD| y'know... down on one knee and ask 'will you marry me?'
... must of been drunk-
DD| Yeah you were oddly dom and not sub for once-
And what is that supposed to mean?
DD| it means you fuck Dommy way to much-
You're assuming things again-
DD| I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU FROM OUTSIDE!
... *slaps DD*