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Random Crack shorts

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Me: ASHLIE WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?

Ashlie: TEXAS FURRY FIESTA WITH DORY!!

Me: WHY?!

Ashlie: WE'RE FURSUITERS MAKING A DIFFERENCE!!

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Dory: Ashlie why aren't you walking?!

Ashlie: IT'S FASTER IF YOU ROLL!!

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Dory: (lays down on bed sadly)

Ghost!Cory: Hi I'm post con depression!

Dory: well, can you leave me alone?

Ghost!Cory: HAHAHAHAHA, fuck no!

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Dashlie: (in the bath tub washing herself and her clothes) Splish splash!

Ashlie: (Bursts through the door with Tommy's toaster) hey catch!

Dashlie: AH!! (Gets electrocuted)

Dashlie: (Dies)

Ashlie: hey are you okay?

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Dawn: Hey what was that glass in the fridge?

Jon: Oh! it was a glass of my sweat for the science experiment

Dawn: uh... did you tell-

Cory: (in the kitchen) *spit it all out*

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Me: Hey are you Dory?

Possessed!Dory: yes!

Dory: (runs at tackles him) LIAAAAAAARRRRR!

both: (on the floor) ow.

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Jon: Hey tom whats the best way to a girls heart?

Tommy: way to a girl's heart is with her fans, sleep with them and you're in.

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Dory: hey wanna sing 'pop goes the camera'?

Nick: don't you mean pop goes the weasel?

Cory: (comes out of trash can with a gun pointed at Nick) POP GOES THE MOTHER FUCKING CAMERA!

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Tommy: (goes to take a shower in his hotel room)

Sign: please place curtain inside tub before using shower

Tommy: (takes the shower curtains off the pole and puts them in the bath tub) this isn't fucking right.

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Me: Hey guy's! new trash can!

Cory: Oh

Dory: My

Lory (fish ver of cory): god

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Dashlie: (runs up to Dory and kisses him)

Dory: I knew it! you do love me!

Dashlie: I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

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a few days later after getting Dory addicted to skittles

Dashlie: (Hears hopes and dreams playing in the background) 

Dashlie: isn't that from undert-

Dory: (Bursts in with a bag of skittles and throws them at Dashlie while hopes and dreams intensifies) TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!

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Tommy: Hey siri! whats my name?

Siri: You're Tom, but you want me to call you vagina,vagina,vagina,vagina,vagina,vagina,vagina,vagina-

Tommy: (as siri continues to speak tommy dances to it)