Before I start, I want to say two things. One is I took Nyquil before sleeping so it's a really weird dream, and second there are a few NSFW parts in it so once again if you don't want to read that sort of thing please skip this dream, but I'll warn when it comes up.
The dream starts out with me in this house which I can never remember enough to describe but shows up in a lot of my dreams. I keep flashing to this reality where I'm Aphrodite underwater holding some sort of mirror/giant seashell thing, while in the other reality I'm talking about the seashell. So in the reality where I'm Aphrodite I'm apparently using the shell mirror to reflect the light into the sky to create the sun, and a bunch of different gods are doing this and some just quit and hand off the job to someone else (like Zeus) or these other goddesses who were like conjoined twins and they got wrapped up in vines. Now in the other reality I was with my girlfriend (mentioned in previous dreams) were walking through this lobby that was all decked out in Nutcracker Suite memorabilia and I saw some mistletoe so I dragged her under it and we kissed so that was sweet.
NSFW:
Then I was Angela from The Office and I was in a bathroom stall with Andy and we were gonna do the do and I remember his dick was rubbing against me and it felt REALLY good, and so I took this teabag and opened it and it was a condom but made of teabag material and it even had a little string with the tea logo on it and I put it on him and he went in me. But me being Angela was like "no nevermind" and I ran away. Then I was me again and I kept going into that bathroom to find Angela who apparently kept sneaking in there to have sex with Dwight.
NSFW IS OVER
So outside of the bathroom I was rounding up all of the Greek Gods who were now kids ranging from like 12-14 and I had them all except Zeus and Aphrodite, who I eventually found making out behind a giant seashell.
Bonus Short Dream:
I dreamt my girlfriend and I were in our 20s and we had 3 kids who we all referred to by they/them pronouns as not to conform them to any one gender.
