Eddsworld Imagines (♡)

Basic Headcanons

These are just some of my headcanons for the four boyos, so like I might reference them in some other imagines? Maybe? I dunno-

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Edd

• Actually the tallest of the four boys at 6'2" and he's honestly just a giant fucking teddy bear

• Fucker smells like pencil shavings and Cola (obviously), no matter how many times he showers he's gonna smell like this all the time

• Surprisingly great at baking? Like his cookies are to die for and his cakes are honestly teeth-rottingly good bless those who date him

• He's a brony and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise lemme tell you

• Edd likes some anime, more slice-of-life and the like but he's not into a huge amount like Tord is. He did really like Madoka Magica however

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Matt

• Tied with Tord for second tallest, at 5'8", except he's built like a string bean but can apparently pick people up easy AF

• He actually eats a lot but doesn't gain weight due to how energetic he is, he could eat a whole container of sugar cookies and not gain a single pound

• His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day because he can make out with himself in the mirror

• He originally had his lips pierced during secondary school out of rebellion but wound up hating them, and so he never wore piercings again because he thinks they're "too gaudy for someone as beautiful as me"

• He might act stupid but he's pretty smart, just naïve

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Tom

• The shortest of the group at 5'6". Will literally punch you in the balls/vagina if you call him an angry gremlin, boi ain't gonna take that shit

• He's kinda on the pudgy side due to his overconsumption of alcohol, but he tries to keep himself at least in the average zone as much as he possibly can

• Tom got his first piercing at 14 and it just went downhill from there, his mom was not happy when he came home with an eyebrow piercing

• He has a simple tattoo on his back left shoulderblade that he got once he was out of school, which is just of a treble clef

• He probably could've become a bartender if he tried but his alcoholism makes it hard

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Tord

• 5'8" and fucking buff, crush me in your arms you motherfucker

• Other than hentai, Tord fucking loves Shonen anime. Dude used to do the Naruto run in school and regrets none of it

• While Edd can bake, Tord can just straight up cook. He just likes how many different foods you can make with so few ingredients

• He'll lie and deny it but he cries at every sappy movie. Dolphin Tail, Marley & Me, dude fucking cried at the end of the Lego Movie

• Tord might prefer tiddy but he's honestly open to men and women, he just doesn't express it as frequently as most people would