Eddsworld Imagines (♡)

In The Future

Requested By: @PastelColoredZarkon

Most of this is based on WTFuture and will refer to it. Also I gotta ask: would you guys be into me making a smut book for Eddsworld? I'm kinda unsure--

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Edd

• Oh boy, Edd is a handful

• He spends most of his time acting bitter and planning raids on the Red Army base, which mostly consist of him spray painting "U SUCK" on the side of one of the walls

• You smuggle him cola a lot and he gets super excited

• "(Name) I love love love love love--"

• "Yeah Edd, I know."

• He proposed pretty much immediately after cola was outlawed

• It was gonna be romantic AF, but instead the dork bought you a Ring Pop and used that to propose

• The wedding was... Well it really wasn't a wedding, it was just ya'll getting christened by the Rat Puppet Guy behind a future McDonald's

• You guys do have kids, two girls born three years apart

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Matt

• Still just as excessively affectionate as he was back in ye olden days

• He gets really upset about the stupid chin almost all the time, and you gotta give him kisses to make him feel better

• Matt's not as naïve as he used to be

• Which in my language means: ya'll gonna smash like rabbits sometimes

• He spends a lot of time trying to convince Edd to join the Red Army, mostly because he misses his friend and partly because he's annoyed he won't stop going on about the cola

• Matt is extremely late at proposing and he does it pretty simplistically

• Like, he just takes you to a park and whips the engagement ring out

• You have a big church wedding (Matt wanted it stupid fancy) and you feel a bit flustered, but the whole experience was great

• You guys don't have kids

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Tom

• Tries to spend as much time with you as possible, which is hard working under Tord as he tries to take over the world

• Tord is a bit sympathetic due to having his own S/O, so he lets you onto the base rather frequently to check up on Tom and make sure he's alright

• He always greets you with a kiss and a "I'm so glad you're here!"

• He basically proposed to you immediately after being made a member of the Red Army, and he was super self-conscious

• "So, uh... We've been dating for a long time... And... Er..."

• Can't get a sentence out to save his damn life TBH

• You guys have a pretty small, private wedding, but Tom was a bit upset when Edd didn't show up due to the whole cola being outlawed thing

• Tom isn't SUPER into having kids, but he doesn't mind having at least one once you're ready. He's also totally up for adopting a child if you want

• Eventually you adopt a boy

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Tord

• Oh boy, are you treated like absolute ROYALTY in the future

• Tord has a habit of spoiling you rotten as you guys don't get to spend as much time as you use to, especially with him running an army and all

• You guys are disgustingly affectionate. Like, 99.9% of the time soldiers are gonna gag at ya'll smooching it up in the hallway and making dumb romantic jokes

• You're basically BFFs with Pau and Pat, and they're the ones to entertain you whenever Tord gets too busy

• At some point Tord taught you to use a gun so if anyone tried to storm the base you could at least protect yourself

• Whenever Tord gets self-conscious about his scars and loss of an arm, you're always there to make him feel better, whether it be through sex or a good cry session

• Eventually you guys get married on-base and Pau and Pat legit crash a plane while trying to fly a banner celebrating your marriage

• Tord wants kids. Like, a lot. Not just so he has an heir to his army, but because he secretly loves kids and has always wanted to be a dad

• You both eventually have triplets (two boys, one girl) and then another girl later on