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Edd
• Made a tribe with Matt after Tom declined and made his own
• Tames a lot of the bigger dinosaurs and mostly enjoys one's like the Brontosaurus and Stegosaurus, he also has his own army of Gigantopithecus which he just calls the "Bigfoot Army"
• Likes to go to people's bases when they aren't around and paint them green as a joke
• Puts a lot of signs around the island with dumb memes on them, and they're in the most random places like a big-ass tree or on a rock at the edge of a beach
• Edd has a lot of high-quality tools through sheer luck?
• Owns a Sabretooth which he considers his "main" (named Ringo, because duh)
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Matt
• In a joint tribe with Edd
• Most of the time he just farms materials and the like, but he also does a lot of dinosaur breeding, mostly for color mutations or (when it comes to Tord) for stronger dinosaurs
• He only really tames up dinosaurs he thinks are cute, i.e Mesopithecus or Otters, but he does own a Triceratops and even a Yutayrannus
• Has a good little farm going on that other tribe members like to help with
• Is the one who gets extorted by Tord and the rest of his tribe regularly
• He is also the one to eat narco berries without realizing it and then passing out for the next four hours
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Tom
• Owns his own tribe to combat Tord's, but it's far smaller and Tom is constantly trying to get people to join
• Does a lot of his own thing and a kinda poor tribe leader
• Most of his time is spent taming as many strong dinosaurs as he can find, along with the occasional bullshit tame like a Dodo or some dumb shit
• Actually has a pretty good tribe economy goin' on
• He helps out Edd and Matt's shared tribe a lot, mostly due to Matt getting is shit stolen by Tord and his squad
• Occasionally raids big bases that are either allied or part of Tord's tribe
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Tord
• This asshole is the one with a ginormous base with like as many people as possible in his tribe
• Has basically every carnivore you can obtain and owns a Rex army
• Oh, you said no raiding? Tord says fuck you while riding in on a Managarmr, the asshole
• Also the guy who goes up to new people on the island asking if they wanna join. If yes, you get free stuff. If no, you die
• Actually extorts materials from people (mostly Matt) like he's a crime boss
• "Pay me or perish"
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