Soul Eaters & Hosts

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Kylie- *Walks in like she owns the place* I'M HERE!!!!

Reece- Thanks for knocking my dear idiot and loving friend!!!

Kylie- *Jumps on Reece* I BROUGHT COOKIES!!!!!!

Reece- OH MY FREAKING DEATH YOU ARE A GOD!

Kylie- Right *Serious face* lets do this. *Sits down*

Reece- *Turns on computer* Now give it a few seconds....

Kylie- I CAN'T WAIT!!! *Presses seven random buttons*

World- *BRIGHT LIGHT*

Kylie- Wow, Ouran, nice choice.

Reece- Thank you. I try. Now I wonder which way we g-

Kylie- I SMELL CAKE! THIS WAY! *Drags Reece to music room three*

Reece- WOO FUCKING HOO!

Kylie- *Opens le doors*

Everyone- *Looks up*

Tamaki: Ah! New princesses! We-

Kylie- Can it Blondie. I NEED CAKE!!!

Tamaki- *Emo corner*

Honey- You want cake?

Reece- That's what she came here for....

Kylie- YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!!!!!! *Hugs Honey and eats cake*

Reece- *Eyes go wide* You have unleashed an evil into this world.

Kylie- I LOVED IT!!! EAT SOME!!! *Shoves cake in front of Reece*

Reece- *Grabs the cake* LET ME EAT AT MY OWN PACE. *Takes a bite*

Kylie- WELL?

Reece: Eww! I hate this kind you demon!! *Throws knife at Kylie*

Kylie- *Catches knife* That was a big mistake. There are child here!

Reece- THEY ARE OLDER THAN US!!!!! *Throws another one*

Kylie- *Dodges it* You have a good point *Throws previous knife*

Reece- *Dodges* Hey! There are innocent by standers here!

Kylie- My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Reece: WHO THE HELL IS-

Mori- *Picks Kylie up*  Stop.

Kylie + Reece- Wow, he talked.

Tamaki- Tie up those dangerous people. We will get to them later!

Koaru + Hikaru- Yes boss *Ties them up*

Reece- I FEEL SO VIOLATED!

Kylie- IF WE GET RAPED! I BLAME YOU REECE! 

Reece: YOU PRESSED THE BUTTONS.

Kylie- YOU CHOSE THE ANIME!

Reece: *Squints* Touche.

°•°•°[After hosting hours]°•°•°

Kylie- I NEED LIGHT! UNBLINDFOLD ME NOW!!!!

Haruhi- *Takes off both blind folds*

Reece: AHHHH THE LIGHT!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!! SLOWLY DYING!

Tamaki- Now, tell me why you would throw knives...

TO                                     BE                                  CONTINUED.

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Angelica: Stars. So many fucking stars! ASDFFGHJKL~~

Brooklynn: *Shakes Angel violently* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

Angelica: Anyway!! Brooklynn wrote this chap and I just edited, added a few shiz, and ya know, made the cover. Meh. Bye. xxx

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