Usa-Chan

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Reece: Ehhhh *hugs Kyoya*

Kylie: Why are you hugging him?

Reece: CAUSE HIS DAD IS A BITCH.

Kyoya: Wa-

Kylie: True dat.

-Skipping to when Honey is awake-

Tamaki: Ahhh *Is freaking out*

Honey: *Is staring at Usa-chan*

Reece: *is basically crying*

Honey: Who's responsible for this? Who got Usa-chan dirty?

Tamaki and the twins: *still freakin out*

Reece: *so many feels.*

Tamaki: MORI-SEMPAI DON'T LET HIM HURT US!!!

Mori: Usa-chan was thirsty, so decided to have a drink. *blank face*

Honey: ........Oh, okay! So that's why his face is all dirty! *smiles happily*

Reece: *faints from the cuteness*

- Minutes later *Dances* -

Kylie: She'll be fine.

Haruhi: She don't look fi-

Kylie: SHE'LL BE FINE BITCH!

Haruhi: HEY DON'T CURSE.

Reece: *mumbles* She does what she wants bitch.

Kylie: This is why I love you bae.

Reece: Oh, that's to bad. You're not my bae.

Kylie: WHAT! WHO TOOK MY PLACE?

Reece: The Brooks brothers.

Kylie: That fashion thing?

Reece: No. 3/5 of the Janoskians. Ya know, Beau, Jai, and Luke.

Kylie: OH! YOU MEAN THE REALLY HOT GUY AND THE REALLY HOT TWINS FROM YOUTUBE?

Reece: Yes.

Kylie: I forgive you.

Reece: Good.

Kylie: Wait! I thought Honey was your bae....

Reece: He's my anime bae.

Kylie: But that was Death the ki-

Reece: ITS HONEY!

Kylie: Okay, sheesh.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 19, 2014 ⏰

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