Reece: You wanna tell 'em?
Kylie: No, you want to?
Reece: No. So, I guess they won't find out.
Kylie: Oh well. *Slips out of ropes* You people are bad at tying knots.
Reece: *Slips out of ropes as well* CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE.CAKE. CAKE. CAKE.
Honey: Here! *Gives Ree cake.*
Reece: *Eats cake* It's official. Honey's my favorite.
Kylie: Anyway, I'm Kylie.
Reece: *Chokes a bit* Reece, a magical unicorn.
Kylie: Aka a normal person...wait. A not so normal but still human person.... as far as we know.
Tamaki: I'm Tama-
Reece: *Creepy face* We know who you are.
Kylie: *Winks at Ree* You're Tamaki Suoh, and I won't mention you full name cause it's fucking long.
Reece: You're currently 16 and you're the host clubs founder.
Kylie: You're known as the princely type.
Reece: *Decalres happily* We even know your birthday.
Haruhi: That's creepy.
Kylie: SO! KYOYA KEEPS RECORDS OF PEOPLE IN A FUCKING BLACK BOOK!
Reece: YOU HAVE A POINT SENORITA! *Hugs Kylie*
Kyoya: How do you know so much about Tamaki?
Kylie: It's not just Tamaki we know a lot about-
Reece: ALL OF YOU! *Smiles*
Haruhi: Uhhh.
Kylie: We know so much because you guys are just a-
Reece: EPIC AND FUNNY ANIME THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH.
Kylie: *Evil smile* Hey Ree?
Reece: Yes?
Kylie: Honey or Mori-sempai?
Reece: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Kyoya: *Watches happily*
Kylie: JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.
Reece: NO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WERE TO CHOOSE W-
Haruhi: Does it really ma-
Kylie: Answer the question!
Reece: *Reaches for cake* Nope.
Kylie; *Slaps Ree's hand* No cake. Not until you answer the question.
Reece: *Heart breaks a little and goes to corner* Evil motherfucker.
Kylie: THANK YOU!
Hikaru: Does it matter?
Kylie: Yes. It highly does.
Reece: *Talkes to self in corner* Honey or Mori? Mori or Honey? Gah fuck.
Kaoru: How does it matter?
Reece: KYLES! I HAVE AN ANSWER.
Kylie: What is it.
Reece: I CHOOSE NEITHER. DEATH THE KID FOREVER. *Pauses* Sorry boys! Love ya!
Kylie: NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Reece: YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING ANSWER. NOW GIMMIE THE CAKE.
Kylie: Mmmm, no. *Bites into cake*
Reece: *Smirks and shoots gun*
Bullet: *Just hardly misses Kylie's face*
Haruhi: A gun? Where the hell does she get these from?
Reece: *Stays in stance* Ooops, my finger slipped.
Kylie: AHHHH! *Runs behind Mori* HAVE THE FUCKING CAKE!
Reece: Thank you. *Puts gun away and runs to the cake*
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Soul Eaters & Hosts
FanfictionMy Dear, Dear friends. This is a book with Soul Eater and Ouran High School Host Club. No likey, No read-y. Reece and Kylie, crazy best friends who have a love for anime. And somehow, Reece can get people trapped in an anime. So they set up a date t...
