Richie: SANTA CLAUS IS COMINGGGGG TO TOWNNNNNN
Eddie: so you better watch out n not make any dick/mom jokes
Eddie: or else you don't get any m.o.s's
Richie: fuckckkckckkckkckc
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skies. 〚reddie〛
Humor❝ do i understand? yes. do i care? no. ❞ sequel to "stars, reddie". reddie texting oneshots. © -evenings START | 02.20.18 FINISH | 03.18.18
