here we are again (:
- thankyous
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The Losers
Richie: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Richie: THE WORLD IS ENDING I REPEAT, THE WORLD IS ENDING
Stan: gosh diddly darn that really sucks
Ben: i'll just go live on Jupiter
Bev: ben i think its Mars
Ben: oh yeah. mars.
Richie: THATS NOT WJAT I MEEEEEAN
Richie: RUTH IS ENDING THE BOOOOOOK
Mike: whos she again?
Richie: the creator of our world, the god of your mouth, the master of your intentions, THE OWNER OF YOUR PHOOONE!!!!!
Bill: i think its high time we meed this 'ruth'
Eddie: BAHAHAHASHAHHAHAHSZSBDJKABUFHSKJBFIUWER
Eddie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Richie: oh there u r
Richie has added Ruth to 'The Losers'!
Eddie: good fuckin luck every1
Ruth: howdy children
Ruth: oh w8 holdup
Ruth has added Em to 'The Losers'!
Ruth: okay why am i here richard
Em: the question is y am i here
Ruth: bc i put u here
Bev: HOLYSHIT YOURE REAL MY LORD AND SAVIOUR RUTH WHATEVER UR LASTNAME IS LES BE FRIENDS
Mike: woahkay
Ruth: alrighty then
Richie: welp i guess no one cares about the end of the world
Stan: 'pparently not
Bill: dipper does
Ben: now is NOT the time for Gravity Falls references!!!
Mike: yeah Bill, youre meeting your creator, at least pretend to be excited
Bill: oh i am excited
Bill: RUTH, WERE U SAD THAT WENDY FLAT DOWN REJECTED DIPPER
Ruth: SIR, YES, SIR
Bill: AND RUTH, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GRUNCLE STAN IS FOREVER EVIL?
Ruth: SIRY, YES, SIR
Bill: AND OFC, RUTH, DO YOU THINK THAT BILLDIP IS A GROSS SHIP?
Ruth: SIR, YES, SIR
Em: osht
Em: yall summoned the demon
Briar has added herself to 'The Losers'!
Eddie: how many mf ppl can do that!?!? its called invading privacy, dudes
Briar: PRAISE THE LORD AND JESUS HALLELUJIAH
Briar: I AM HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ruth: ohk
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