Pathetic jokes

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"Are you like, indirectly asking me to get away from your life? "

" No Sweety... I'm not asking you to stay away from me indirectly. I'm directly asking you to get lost. "

" Oh god... I knew it. My husband doesn't love me anymore. Tell me clearly. Are you having an extra marital affair? I'm sure you have got an another chic. I feared this. "

" Shut up. I'm already irked at you. And you are annoying me more. Good night. "

" No you have to answer me. Who's that girl? "

He hung up the call.

She texted him.

Be happy with anyone you want to spend your life with. I couldn't be the best wife. I will still love you forever.

He hit the phone against his head.

" Oh Lord! What am I supposed to do with this girl. I'm sure she does this to trouble me more. Fine. Even I'm not entertaining this time. "

I missed you baby? I can't stay without you. No I can't see you with another girl. Whoever she's. Tell her that you have a wife and baby coming soon. Come and pick me up please. My baby is missing his Nanna..

" Hmmmm... now I have to go."

After a day, Sweety was sleeping in her room. She opened her eyes to find her husband sitting beside her staring at her.

She got up and screamed.

Her mom came running.

" What happened Sweety? "

" Nothing Attaya, your daughter watched horror movie last night. Still getting nightmares. "

" Okay... You shouldn't watch such movies in this condition. "
She left.

" Why are you here? Go to your new girlfriend. You don't need me anymore. "

" Correct. But I think you only texted me that my baby is missing me. I came here for my baby not you. "

" I didn't say anything like that... Okay I said. But I didn't mean it. My baby is happily growing inside me. "

" okay... Then I'm going to my girlfriend. Bye... "

" You're lying. "

" No am not. I seriously have a girlfriend. In fact the day you left. I went to meet her only and I wasn't angry because you had left. But it's because I had to hurry to home leaving my girlfriend disappointed. If you had informed me earlier I won't have done that. "

Her eyes were already moist. She started crying when he completed.

" What have I not done for you? Whatever you have asked for I have given. I made you my god my family. And this is how you are paying back? And why? For physical pleasure? Didn't I ask you for it? "

" Yes.. But you never listen to me. Always stubborn. My girlfriend always obeys me. She's the best girlfriend in the world. "

" And I'm the worst wife in the world. Fine? Tell me. Where are the divorce papers. I'll sign it now. Be happy with your so called best girlfriend. "

" I forgot them in my car. Shit. "

" You're really giving me divorce? "

" Hmmm... But because of the baby I can't. I'm thinking after you deliver I'll take my baby with me and my girlfriend. We'll stay happily. "

She got up and started folding her clothes while crying and blabbering. He hugged her from behind.

" Sorry Sweety? Can't I joke with my wife? Why are you crying like a baby? "

He kissed her neck.

" Okay show me. Where's my baby's red sharp nose? "

He kissed on her nose and pinched it.

" My Sweety baby becoming a angry baby... "

" Now will you say something or should I use your technique to pacify. "

He tried to tickle her. Still no response came.

" Seems now I have to use my own way. "

He attacked on her lips and smooched on them. After some time she responded.

" Still angry? You participated in kiss and look my lips are swollen now. "

She tried to hide her smile. He slided his hands on her belly and hugged from behind.

" No one Sweety. I repeat, no one can take your place. Neither in my life and nor in my heart. I'm booked for you and you're booked for me. "

" Don't even think about it. Or you better be ready for the consequence. "


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