Crazy Christians

1: fat momma satan

"my parents were always crazily christian, i was forced to do what they done in terms of religion, eventually i got sick of this shite and told them i'm atheist and gay af. what they then done was outrageous, they locked me up in my  room - which had a layer of pages from the bible under the paint - and sealed the door with bibles thinking i was possessed by satan, and they never stopped refering to me as fat momma satan, even until this day"

-666 inch dick trisha a.k.a fat momma satan