Unknown: BeginYou: What? Who is this?
Unknown: Did I not say
the right word?Unknown: Damn
Unknown: Uh
Unknown: Start
You: Wtf who are you?
Unknown: God damnitUnknown: I forgot the
Key word, I'm sorry!Unknown: I finally got
an hour to myself can
you let me off this
once?You: ... WTF?!?!
Unknown: GDI I've
never done this before
Idk how to start!
You: Start what??
Who are you?
Unknown: Your boss
left me his card that
timeYou: My boss??
Unknown: Oh come on,
please? I forgot the word
but you can let me off
just onceYou: Listen bro idk
what word you're
talking about
Unknown: I would start
but Idk how. I've never
sext beforeYou: SEXT?! Who is this?!
Unknown: Your number
was listed as someone who
does itYou: .. You are right
You: I'll let you off this one
time
Unknown: omg tysmYou: The word is
"bananacrusher" btw
Unknown: ... That doesn't
seem rightYou: Seeing as you don't
have much time let's
just jump right in
Unknown: GreatYou: So
You: I bring you home after
we met in a bar
Unknown: Nice niceYou: I'm a little bit drunk
but that's working in your
favourUnknown: mmhmm..
You: I stand in front of
you and take off my clothes
so I'm in just my lacy
lingerie
Unknown: Wait, what colour
are they? I like redYou: .. Then they are red.
Blood red
Unknown: NiiiiceYou: I go to my knees and
undo your jeans and pull
you free
Unknown: Oh yesYou: I then lean forward..
Unknown: ... yes?You: AND BITE YOUR DICK
OFFYou: WRONG NUMBER
ASSHOLE
Unknown: WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOUUnknown: I HAVE NEVER
GONE SOFT SO FAST IN
MY ENTIRE LIFEYou: THEN CHECK WHO
YOU'RE TALKING TO
BEFORE YOU TRY TO
SEXT WITH THEMYou: PERVERT
Unknown: .....Unknown: ... your number
ends in 443 right?You: Check the number
you're texting, geniusYou: 344!!
Unknown: FUCKUnknown: I'M SO SORRY
Unknown: AND EMBARRASSED
Unknown: FUCK
You: 😂😂😂😂
Unknown: .. if you screenshot
this I will hunt you downYou: Better start looking
then
Unknown: IM BEGGING YOU
PLEASE DON'T SHARE MY
NUMBER WITH ANYONEUnknown: PLEASE
You: Omg hakuna those
tatasYou: I won't share your
number!You: ... Are you some kind
of celebrity..?? 🙂🙂
Unknown: ... BYEYou: OMG I KNEW IT
You: TELL ME WHO YOU
ARE OR ILL GIVE YOUR
NUMBER TO EVERYONE!
Unknown: WELP my free
time is up
You: COME BACK HERE
Unknown: FINE!Unknown: I'll tell you later.
Unknown: I really have to
get back to workYou: I'll give you until
tomorrow morning
Unknown: ... fine.You: talk soon 😘
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AN: Yess I posted already lmao
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