Yg: I want a full
explanation of wtf
you guys were doing
Yg: Now.
Jk: I did nothing
Jk:
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Sj: ... I see what you
did there
Th: I am cute
Jm: Groot
Th: What?
Jm: I am groot
Th: .....??
Jm: Nevermind.
Caveman.
Th: 😲
Th: I am not!
Yg: Answer my goddamn
question!
Sj: Joonie has a crush
on Y/N
Jm: We wanted to help
Mr awkward
Jk: But also listen in
Jk: Cuz he's sooooo
awkward
Jk: I thought I was
bad with girls
Jm: You're not.
That's just an act
so you can get into
their pants
Th: We figured you
out
Jk: ehhe
Sj: WHAT???
Sj: YOU ARE TOO
YOUNG
Jk: I'm a legal adult
Sj: YOU TRICK GIRLS
INTO SLEEPING WITH
YOU?!
Jk: ... no
Jk:
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Sj: 😑
Yg: You locked Namjoon
in the room with Hobis
sister because he likes
her?
Yg: What about how
Namjoon felt? Or
Y/N? That's so selfish
Jm: It doesn't matter
anymore anyway
Yg: And why is that?
Jm: ... Ask him
---
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
Namjoon the kids
(Jin Hyung included)
Just told me what
happened
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
But they told me to
ask you what you
need help with
Nj: Hyung 😭
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
What??
Nj: I'M SO STUPID
Nj:
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Yoongi Hyung 😎:
.... ooohhhh dear
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
What now? Maybe
you should tell
Hoseok
Nj: No I messed up
more than just that
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
What did you do?
Nj: I BLOCKED HER
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
You BLOCKED her?!
Nj: I PANICKED!!
Nj: And now I don't
know what to do
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
.... unblock her?
Nj: It's not that easy
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
Well it's not hard
Nj: 😢 help me
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
Wow.. you like her
that much?
Nj: .. I want to go on
dates and hold hands
and hug and kiss and
Oh my God I'm
having a panic attack
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
Gdi Namjoon. You
in your studio?
Nj: Yes
Yoongi Hyung 😎:
I'll be right there
---
You: Oppa
Oppa: I'm mad at you
You: I told you it wasn't
my fault
Oppa: .... ok fiiiiine
Oppa: What's up
You: Namjoon blocked
me
Oppa: Good. What did
you do?
You: 😑
You: Why do you assume
it's my fault?
Oppa: Because it usually
is
You: ... touchè
You: Can you tell him
to unblock me?
Oppa: ...
Oppa: ok FINE but
only because Joon
seems to be a good
friend for you
Oppa: ... your only
friend
You: Thanks bogey face
Oppa: Any time butt
breath
You: You're a great brother
Troll foot
Oppa: Anything for my
shrek faced baby sister
You: I hate you
Oppa: I hate you too
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