Texting Joonie. || Text 2 || ✔

7

-Mr M has invited unknown into the conversation-

You: HELLO

Mr m: This is y/n

Unknown: Oh, the famous
little sister of Hobi. She has
his energy

You: Who is it who is it

Unknown: Guess

You: Ummmmm

Mr m: Hyung, don't tease
her

You: Hyung?

You: YOONGI

-Changes name in phonebook-

Fire spitter: That's oppa
to you

You:

You: ok ok will do

Fire spitter: .. are you sure
she's not related to JK?

You: Is JK here? :D

Mr m: No, he's working
out.

Mr m: And yes, Hobi had
a go at me for talking to
her

You: Oppa is protective

You: But he had a good
reason.

You: Mr m was a perv

Mr m: I wasn't! And don't
call me that

Fire spitter: Mr m?

Mr m: Don't ask

You: That's his name in
my phone

Mr m: CHANGE IT
OMG

Fire spitter: What's mine?

You: Fire spitter

Fire spitter: ... Well, I
guess I am

Mr m: Oh, I see how it
is. You think Yoongi Hyung
is better at rapping than
me and Hoseok

You: No. Hoseokie Oppa
is the best

Fire spitter: No. I am.

You: Don't try and fight
me cause I'll win

You:

Fire spitter: Dear God,
we have another Jungkook

Mr m: JK is her bias

You: I would let him tap
this

Mr m: jfc have some respect
for yourself and others

You:  That's rich, coming
from you

You:

You: And I meant this
nail that needs hammering
in you dirty Gerty

You: He has muscles. I can
barely lift a hammer

Fire spitter: This girl is
hilarious

Fire spitter: What did you
do to her, Joon?

Mr m: NOTHING!!

You: Is that so?

You:

Mr m: I have said
sorry so many times

You: IM JUST KIDDING
OPPA  XD

Fire spitter: I will find out
one day.

Fire spitter: Food's here Joon

Fire spitter: Bye Y/N!!

Mr m: Yeah. Bye Y/N

You: BYE OPPAS

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AN: I actually had this done so long ago but wattpad deleted it so I couldn't be bothered to redo it til now. Sorry!