You: Hello Mr
Masturbate
-changes name in phone book-
Mr m: Why're you so
mean?You: You're fun to play
withYou: But not sexually
You: Yikes
Mr m: 😑
Mr m: What do you
want?You: I actually wanted
to congratulate you on
your performance
Mr m: Oh.. well.. thank
you 😶Mr m: That's really
nice of youYou: Yeah, you rap
almost as well as Oppa
Mr m: And you ruined
itYou: Well he is the best
Mr m: We are all equalYou: Are you equal at
dancing?
Mr m: Low blow, Y/NMr m: I've been practicing.
It's not my fault that Hobi
was born with the talentYou: If I was a guy, you
wanna know how I'd
dance?
Mr m: ... I'm not sure I
want to..You: I'll show you anyway
You:
You: 😂😂
You: Tell me guys do
thisYou: Please, I have to
know
Mr m: .... I'm speechlessYou: Cause you dance
Like that?Mr m: No because.. idek
Mr m: I don't dance like
that but I'm pretty sure
Tae doesYou: EXPOSED YES
You: new headlines!
You: Kim Taehyung
dances like this!You:
You: Confirmed by Kim
Namjoon!
Mr m: STOP USING THAT
GIF IT'S WEIRD!You: Cause you're
imagining doing it?You:
Mr m: .. I take back what
I said beforeMr m: You are nothing
like your brotherYou: Oh ho ho~
You: yes, it's true
You: I'm the weirdo
You: SO!
You: WHO CAN I MEET
NEXT?
Mr m: 😑You: pleeeeease
You:
You: That was the wrong
meme but I guess it works
Mr m: Ok because that
actually did make me
laugh a littleMr m: I'll introduce you
to another personYou: omg ily 😍
Mr m: ....Mr m: uh
Mr m: GIVE ME A MINUTE
Mr m: .. I'm sorry idk
why that was in capitalsMr m: one sec and I'll
ask himYou: okaaay 😘
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AN: sorry its so short!
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