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You: Hello Mr
Masturbate
-changes name in phone book-


Mr m: Why're you so
mean?

You: You're fun to play
with

You: But not sexually

You: Yikes

Mr m: 😑

Mr m: What do you
want?

You: I actually wanted
to congratulate you on
your performance


Mr m: Oh.. well.. thank
you 😶

Mr m: That's really
nice of you

You: Yeah, you rap
almost as well as Oppa


Mr m: And you ruined
it

You: Well he is the best


Mr m: We are all equal

You: Are you equal at
dancing?


Mr m: Low blow, Y/N

Mr m: I've been practicing.
It's not my fault that Hobi
was born with the talent

You: If I was a guy, you
wanna know how I'd
dance?


Mr m: ... I'm not sure I
want to..

You: I'll show you anyway

You:

You: 😂😂

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You: 😂😂

You: Tell me guys do
this

You: Please, I have to
know


Mr m: .... I'm speechless

You: Cause you dance
Like that?

Mr m: No because.. idek

Mr m: I don't dance like
that but I'm pretty sure
Tae does

You: EXPOSED YES

You: new headlines!

You: Kim Taehyung
dances like this!

You:

You: Confirmed by KimNamjoon!

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You: Confirmed by Kim
Namjoon!


Mr m: STOP USING THAT
GIF IT'S WEIRD!

You: Cause you're
imagining doing it?

You:

Mr m:

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Mr m: .. I take back what
I said before

Mr m: You are nothing
like your brother

You: Oh ho ho~

You: yes, it's true

You: I'm the weirdo

You: SO!

You: WHO CAN I MEET
NEXT?


Mr m: 😑

You: pleeeeease

You:

You: That was the wrongmeme but I guess it works

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You: That was the wrong
meme but I guess it works


Mr m: Ok because that
actually did make me
laugh a little

Mr m: I'll introduce you
to another person

You: omg ily 😍


Mr m: ....

Mr m: uh

Mr m: GIVE ME A MINUTE

Mr m: .. I'm sorry idk
why that was in capitals

Mr m: one sec and I'll
ask him

You: okaaay 😘

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AN: sorry its so short!

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