lucy (wallflowerstyles): my mum keeps trying to take me to church on sundays
i told her i can stay at home and worship god by sleeping on his day of rest and she didn't look amused
then she was like there's a youth club
PERSUASION AT ITS FINEST GUIS THERE'S A YOUTH CLUB THAT MAKES ME WANNA PACK UP MY SHIT AND GO
no mother
ive been once and i was scared
bc they're all literally dancing and praising and someone was pregnant and i was like shit if they don't calm down she's going to go into labour
jodie(stxrstruck): there's no wifi
jess (avriljulietjess): i like church, it's full of cute old people
lucy: i break about 45 of the the commandments anyway...in one day
jess: there's only 10
jodie: omg, do they still dance at the back with scarves
lucy: YES I WAS LIKE U R FEELING IT A LIL TOO MUCH
tbh, people will get offended over my opinion bc i've just dissed an entire religion
these are genuine feelings I have towards going to church...
no No nO no NO
i don't have anything against it or the people there its just I don't want to get out of bed an ungodly hour to sing hymns when I can watch songs of fucking praise on youtube
If my grandparents heard me say this they would literally hold me at gunpoint
dulcie (divergents): oh my god
lucy: you know what i can see?
what you did there
oooh
dulcie: jesus christ
lucy: all these puns are getting to my head i need to sit down
