[02] group chat ; cinema

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19th june

tbh we went to the cinema to see tfios and it was a mess

lucy : there were these two girls that had like 3/4 of their outfits missing like bae pls cover up your pride and glory bc it makes you look easy af honey

jess: then there were these four 12yr old basic bitches sat on the row in front of us and they found that in the cinema screen, during adverts, was a good time to start taking selfies for their fucking snapchat stories

and literally in their poses I just cant like they were pouting and their lip gloss was shining in the light, they were tilting their heads and making peace signs

Jesus they couldn't have been any whiter

Lucy : any whiter and they would have been Casper the ghost

jess: they were so fetus-y, sat there with their "boyfriends". The fact that the cinema was not only filled with 12yr old prepubescent children but they all had their "boyfs" sat with them comforting them throughout the film. Okay so um maybe if you could not??? They were crying at the wrong times and laughing at the wrong times, they needed escorting out, honestly.

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