The Tales of an Aromantic Asexual [my rant and author update book]

Introducing...

Yo it's ya boy...

Nah, that's not right.

HEY SISTERS!

Fuck no.

Wassup daddies.

...Alright let's roll with that one

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Now that that's over! Greetings and salutations,

I have been "inspired" to create this ...random rant book? I've had this idea to make one for a while now but I haven't really had the time to like...publish one.

But!

I've finally decided today's *checks time* er tonight's the night.

Cue Beyoncé Clip!

I'm not sure what I plan on doing in this book other then obviously typing away for people to view all my too personal information. Just sit back and enjoy the ride sisters, daddies.

Sister daddies.

Gosh this sounds like a poorly overly edited YouTube video.

Anyways without further a due-
(fuck, is that how you say that?)

It's me!

Hello.

Ok sorry I gotta stop before you guys call the police in report of a mentally insane teen.

Cue intro music and bad mashup edit !:

FAQs
Facts B.

1. How old are you?

I'm a sixteen year old,who either writes like a twelve year old in her diary or an old novelist, who's done with life.

2. Where do you live?

ThE Gr3TesT CoUnTry iN dA WoRLd. America. Indiana to be more specific.

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Ok so I can't think of any more questions so maybe in another part I'll actually do a Q&A. But a little more before I let you guys go:

Uh title damn near explains it. I haven't really told anyone about my (fuck I don't even no what those are) sexuality(ties).

As y'all can see I'm confused.

As fuck.

But my pronouns are She/Her.

I think I'm straight but I can also be pan-curious.

Idk. I'm making up shit now, aren't I ?

Ok y'all have to figure out the rest of me with more updates. Sorry if this causes you nightmares and sorry if this was cringey.

I've rant long enough so until next time sister daddies !

-JaiChan

FUCK , YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.

ok well just call me Jai. (J-ae-y) < I don't even think that's the right pronunciation key but ok bye.

Wait before you go, enjoy what my lock screen currently is: