Once upon a time, there was a handsome man. So handsome people sacrificed themselves to him. Every girl wanted to tap his lack of booty. However, he loved only one.
When he announced his bride, there was outrage through the country. The country was very racist still. Why would a frog marry someone like her?
Hyungwon, the handsome frog, took an American worm as his wife.
Inspired by a misspeak by my history teacher.
