The signs as cute things:
Aries: Bitter Tears
Taurus: The Blood of your Enemies
Gemini: Human Flesh
Cancer: Rotting Corpses
Leo: Voodoo Dolls
Virgo: Haunted Vaginas
Libra: Sacrifice
Scorpio: Cannibalism
Sagittarius: Roadkill
Capricorn: Murder
Aquarius: Human Experiments
Pisces: The Apocalypse