The zodiac signs after a breakup:
Aries: Punches a Wall
Taurus: Can't get out of bed
Gemini: Won't talk to their ex
Cancer: Avoids their ex like the Black Plague
Leo: Bawls their eyes out
Virgo: Nearly packs all their ex's stuff and hides it
Libra: Panics and lies down in feral position
Scorpio: Tries to control their breathing but fails
Sagittarius: Takes a long depressing shower
Capricorn: Verbally lashes out on their ex and others
Aquarius: Cries in front of their friends or strangers
Pisces: Looks at photos of them with their ex and cries
