The signs as Patrick Star quotes:
Aries: "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"
Taurus: "East? I thought you said WEST?"
Gemini: "I know, let's get naked!"
Cancer: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end."
Leo: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Virgo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
Libra: "I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
Scorpio: "Lair Lair, Plants for hire."
Sagittarius: "I'm Squirdward! I'm Squirdward!"
Capricorn: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Aquarius: "Who you calling Pinhead?"
Pisces: "TWENTY FOUR!"
