She Curses like a Sailor

Chapter whatever this is (:

“Aj lets go’ my dad yelled banging on the door.

“No” I yelled back flipping over on my stomach and going back to sleep.

“Aj you’re late let’s go” my dad yelling opening my door, I just pulled my pillow over my head and went back to sleep trying to block out his noisiness. Why couldn’t he understand I just wanted to sleep?

“Aj” he said coming in my room and closing the door, his tone was different.

‘hm’ I answered, still trying to fall asleep.

“please explain to me why the Alpha is on our front doorstep asking why you aren’t at school” he told me.

“tell him to go away’ I grumbled clutching the pillow tighter over my head.

“is there something you want to tell me?” he asked me.

“I’m pregnant” I said sarcastically, pulling my blanket over my head.

I heard a loud growl and a ‘what?’, and it wasn’t coming from my dad, my door hit the wall with an extremely loud bang.

I groaned “ This Aj you speak of doesn’t live here anymore sorry” I said closing my eyes again.

I heard a loud intimidating growl and I was being picked up off the bed and cuddled into Chase’s chest, while he muttered mine. His amazing scent was burning my nose, I just yawned and tried to go back to sleep.

“Come back another time” I grumbled falling back asleep. I’m not a morning person obviously. I don’t even trust people who smile before 9 in the morning.

I woke up and then went back to sleep and then seriously woke up. I laid there for a little bit and then decided to stretch. I’m actually a really lazy person. Like if I won the laziest person award I would probably send someone to pick it up for me.

It wasn’t until my hand hit something extremely hard did I realize I don’t actually have a statue in my bed.

I looked over seeing Chase before scrambling out of bed and then falling on the floor, and doing and awesome ninja roll before getting back up, Chase was laughing.

“What the fuck?” I basically screamed.

“That’s a first” he muttered.

“What’s a first, why the fuck are you in my bed. Wait no pause why the fuck are you in my house? You’re house had better have caught on fire because if you’re here because you want to be I will fucking deep throat you with a cactus” I said rambling.

“That sounds painful” he pointed out I glared. I think I'm going to buy him a necklace. Made of barb wire. And then strangle him with it.

“I will strangle you with a phone cord” I warned.

“Why are you so violent?” he asked me.

“Why are you in my house?” I asked him.

“well you weren’t at school so I got worried and came here and then your smartass decided to make a highly inappropriate comment and my wolf wouldn’t let you go for nearly 3 hours” he said sarcastically.

“Bitch my middle name is inappropriate” I said and sighed.

“Alex Inappropriate Mckane, that’s nice” he said.

“Hey its fucking incredible” I said. “Asslamp” I added.

“Asslamp?” he asked me grinning at me “Ass. Lamp.” he repeated.

“You couldn’t come up with anything better?” he asked me laughing.

“Shut up, it’s too early in the morning to be coming up with insults” I grumbled going into my athroom a very eager Chase following me.