Lasagna love part 3 - Lasagna Crusaders

Good grief...

Scrooge searched all over town for Garfield, but he couldn't find him. He searched all the usual places; The arcade, the weaboo store, the lasagna lifestyle center, everywhere. He was nowhere to be seen. He cried out, "Where the fuck are you Gar-kun?!?" defeated, he went to the only place where he could feel comfort: Gordon Ramsay's kitchens. Gordon personally greeted Scrooge.

"Ah, scrooge! It's great to see you, the usual I assume?" Gordon said in his raw lamb saucy accent. 

"Aye, sure..." Scrooge pouted. 

"Oh, is something the matter Scrooge? Where's Garfield?" Gordon asked.

"Thats the issue. I can't find him, after the "Incident" at the money bin, he left and I haven't seen him since...." Scrooge said.

"I'm sorry to hear that" Gordon knew Scrooge and Garfield quite well, and was genuinely concerned for Garfield's wellbeing. "Maybe I could try to help you find him?" 

"Perhaps....." Scrooge felt hopeless. He glanced to the side and saw a strange man with a fucking gay hat on that was also.... his  hair? Strange. The stranger spoke up.

"So you're looking for Garfield? I can help with that." The man got up from his chair and he was massive. A large chain hung from his coat, and he had multiple loose belts on. 

"Who are you?? And how do you know about Garfield?"

"My name's Jotaro Kujo. And Garfield is my brother."                 

The entire room was filled with Gasps 

"NNNNAAAAAAANI?!?!?!?" Scrooge screamed "G-Garfield never told me about any brothers!"

"Thats because he's ashamed of his past," Jotaro said. "He was originally called Jofield Kujo. He came with me, some friends and our gramps on a roadtrip to meet an old friend. But jo-Garfield bailed on us when we needed him most.... Changed his name, fled japan, and now he's married to some rich fuck."

"He's married to me, actually." Scrooge scowled.

"Oh, i'm so sorry you have to put up with that." Jotaro chuckled. Scrooge looked pissed off.

"But yea, I haven't talked to him in awhile, but I'm sure I could help you find him." He tipped his gay hat like a fedora "For a small fee."

"How much?" Scrooge asked.

"About tree fiddy" Jotaro smiled.

"Sure, Sure" Scrooge said, being a stingy bitch.

"Alright then, lets go. He should be near, knowing him." 

"Lead the way then." 

As they left the building, something watched them from a nearby rooftop. It waited. Waiting for the perfect moment....

"Fire."

"Scrooge, GET DOWN!" Jotaro screamed as a rocket screeched towards them. He shoved Scrooge out of the way before the rocket hit at point blank, destroying the street and a part of the restaurant. Strange Robots jumped down from a nearby rooftop, brandishing arm-cannons. They assumed Scrooge and Jotaro had died, so they started to fire at nearby customers of the restaurant. A stampede formed as people tried to run, only to be shot down by the laser-weaponry. A robot stood upon scrooge, aiming his cannon towards his head. "I will confirm death of top priority." Suddenly, a knife flew out from the kitchen and pierced the robot between the eyes, instantly shutting it off. 

"Don't you fucking dare touch my customers, you scummy fuckers!" Gordon screamed. He had multiple knives and a Katana on his person, prepared to slay the machines that threatened their lives. Jotaro also got up, wounded but not severely. 

"Star platinum!" He yelled out, and suddenly Some of the robots were thrown back, as if an invisible force was destroying them. Scrooge began to get up, and limp towards shelter, dazed. Gordon ran over to help him, but a large robot with a chainsaw hand stepped in between them. "It appears that Top-priority entity has not been retired yet." It said, in a metallic synthetic voice. "I will complete operation - First Blood." Raising his Chainsaw blade towards Scrooge.

"Not if i have anything to say about it, you bitch!" Gordon yelled. His #1 friend and customer would not die here. Their blades clashed, and a pretty cool sword fight ensued. Jotaro had finished off the last of the robot underlings and rushed to help Gordon Ramsay slay the mechanical monster. Without warning, the robot overlord was punctured multiple time, from what looked like punches, Despite nothing punching it. It began to break down as Gordon Finished it off with a final slash to the head, beheading it. It's head rolled towards Scrooge, who picked it up. 

"Aye, who made ye, and who do ya work for?" Scrooge asked?

"We were created by M-master Gyro for the purpose of being the l-l-lords army."

"Who is your lord?"

"Our lord... Our lord's name is Great and hon-honourable lord guy-" The robot's power shut off before he could finish the name. 

"Fuck. So close to finding out what his name was..." Scrooge said. 

"Hey, Scrooge, didn't he say Gyro? That was your head scientist, right?" Gordon said.

"Aye, he was, until he died during "the incident". Or atleast, I thought he was dead.... But then he phoned me yesterday." Scrooge said.

"So that would mean," Jotaro entered into the conversation, taking the head from Scrooge "He isn't actually dead, and is working for whoever this lord is. This seems to go much further then what you previously thought, Scrooge." He busted open the head and started to inspect the wiring. 

"That's Gyro's work alright." Scrooge said. "He has a very distinctive way of wiring his creations, which means he is still alive and is working for whoever the "Lord" is. And whoever the lord is, he has an army and seems to be intent on using it for harm."

"It said something about "Operation first blood", right?" Gordon said. "Maybe it has some kind of protocol on it's memory.."

"Aye, you're right Gordon. I'll send it to my lab, maybe they can extract the information." Scrooge said, before turning to Jotaro. "Now then, you were going to show me where Garfield is?"