Lasagna love part 3 - Lasagna Crusaders

Deep in the dungeons

"Are ye sure you know?" Scrooge asked Jotaro, concerned. He was still a little #shook from that battle they just had, and the revelation of garfield actually being related to THE joestar bloodline was exciting, to say the least. 

"Good grief, just shut up and let me lead the way." Jotaro said, edgy as usual. "Besides, we're here." He pointed towards a building. It was the Duckburg sex dungeons.

"The... are you sure?" Scrooge said. "I-...."

"Listen, pal, screg, whatever your name is... I know my brother. And I know he goes to fetish clubs when he feels down" Jotaro said. And he was right. They didn't realise it yet, but garfield was in there. They entered and the smut smashed their senses. So many tables and booths lined with every kind of sexual permission and fetish. BDSM, pOOP haha funny, alot of weird shit. Scrooge was slightly repulsed and slightly turned on. Gordon gasped at the sin he was witnessing.

"I hope you're right about garfield being in here, i'd let to get out as soon as i..... can." He was shocked to see a familiar face inside of the walls of this trash club. His relative.... Gladstone "Lucky little bitch" gander. And he was surrounded by multiple women. "G-gladstone?!"

"Uncle scrooge? wh-what are you doing here!" He was obviously embarrassed.

"I should be asking you the same..." Scrooge said, disappointed in his nephew.

"well uh, it's kinda funny..... Okay i'll be honest i was going to las vegas for my birthday so i decided to hire some prostitutes and a limo for a fucking bomb-ass roadtrip" He admitted.

".......Cool i guess but i don't really care. Hey, have you seen an orange cat in here? around this tall?" He said, hoping Gladstone would have seen his wife.

"Actually, I think I did. He was being rammed by like 5 big black people." He said, before beginning to walk away with the prostitutes. "Well uncle scrooge, i'm going now. Before we can leave gotta convince some shitty child to come with us. See you around!"

"Good grief," Jotaro said his signature phrase "You sure have some fucked up relatives."

"Yea it happens when you're a main character, i'm sure you'd know about that wouldn't you? cough cough tequila joseph cough cough" scrooge said, smirking. A strange man approached. He was tall and slender, and wore a Kasaya, the traditional Buddhist monk garb. He was bald, and wore a very zen smile on his face. 

"Excuse me, I heard you talking about an orange cat?" he smiled.

"Y-yes, you've seen him?" Scrooge was interested now

"Yes, Garfield is in here."

"You... know his name?" 

"Yes, I do."

"What is your name then?"

"My name is..." He was cut off by the sound of a loud crash. Light poured in to the dimly-lit fetishpits as a massive robot burst through the roof, causing table and sinners to go flying, and debris to crash down. It was a large sphere-shaped robot, with arms and legs and what looked like a paintcan for a head.

"oh fuck!" Scrooge yelled, which gained him the attention of the robot. He tried to run to safety but slipped on the generous amounts of lube on the floor. Or he hoped it was lube. The robot began to lumber towards him, his eyes dead set.  TARGET ACQUIRED, It roared. INITIATING PROJECT MASHNBASH. Jotaro jumped out from behind a table towards a table, ready to attempt to stop the machine. 

"Star plati-" Before he could even finish, the robot reached back and grabbed Jotaro by the arm and flung him into the bar. He smashed into the bottles behind the counter and was knocked out cold. Gordon Ramsay was stuck under a piece of the ceiling debris, and was pinned firmly. He could only try to divert the attention away from Scrooge by scream wildly at the mechanical monster. There was chaos. Some people ran, Some stood shocked in fear. Some just didn't really notice and continued to fuck. The robot turned towards Gordon, and began to walk menacingly towards him. Suddenly, it stopped. Something has pierced it. A rock hard sheet of pasta was embedded in the side, thrown like a shuriken. Scrooge and Gordon looked over to where it was thrown from. Standing on a table, he was there. 

They had found Garfield.

He held pasta sheets in his hand, a determined look on his face. He did not realise scrooge was there. "Man, this is why i fuckin hate mondays." He chuckled. He summoned a sword made out of pasta and rushed at the robot, beginning his attack. Scrooge was extremely shocked, however he snapped out of it quickly and rushed to help Gordon. He lifted a chunk of wood off of Ramsay and helped him up "We need to help Garfield or get out of here!" Scrooge said. 

"There's my katana! Go get Jotaro, i'll help Garfield." Gordon said, before rushing into help Garfield. Garfield was shocked to see Gordon.

"G-gordon!??! What are you doing here?"

"No time to talk, we need to take this shit out!" Scrooge rushed over to help Jotaro, who was still unable to stand. 

"Jotaro! are ye okay??" Scrooge asked."

"I'm... Fine...." He coughed. "Just got.... beaned, thats all.." Scrooge tried pulling him up, while Gordon and Garfield slashed at the robot. 

"This is impossible!" Gordon said screaming, while attempting to destroy his foe. "This scummy fucker is invincible!"

"There has to be some kind of weak spot..." Garfield said, getting weaker the more he attempted to pierce the armour. "Where is he... Raviolo! Some assistance please?"

Suddenly, the bald man leapt out from nowhere and launched himself at the robot, kicking it backwards with immense strength. "Sorry I'm late to the party," He said, still zen despite the massive panic that was ensuing around him "Got a bit caught up in some debris. Now then, shall we take care of this?" 

"We need to find his weakspot" Garfield said to Raviolo, as he dodged attempts from the robot to knock him down "Can you see anything?"

"It appears that the head may be a weakspot." He said, pointing towards it. "We just need to strike it from there and it might be destroyed!"

"If that's what you think, we should try it." Garfield nodded. "Gordon! Me and Raviolo over here will hold it down. When we've got it, use the katana to let loose on the head! Got it?" 

"But how are you going to hold it down?"

"Tch, just watch and learn, Ramsay-kun."