Live in the Naruto World? So what? I DON'T GIVE A FREAKING DAMN! (Naruto Fanfic)

Prologue

(A certain huge television screen showing a popular show enters the scene...)

Dadadadadummm...

MC (smiles brightly): Hello! Hello! Hellooo again!!! Welcome! Welcome! To our 84'th Naruto Fan Convention! Here we are, back again after that awesome Naruto shampoo commercial! You all know what we'll do next, right Narutards??

Narutards (hot-blooded, lively-abnormal fanatics): YESSS!!!/YEAH!!!/WE ALL KNOW!!/WE'RE TIRED OF WAITING ALREADY!!!/GET ON WITH IT DUDE!!

MC (trembling from fear, nervously chuckled): Ha-ha.. Now, now, calm yourselves. The next contest is the... "How freaking-much of a Naruto fan are youUUUU?"

(Naruto music background plays...)

Narutards (very hot-blooded, lively-super abnormal fanatics): YEAH!!! /RIGHT!!/FINALLY!!!/YIPPEY!!!/THAT'S RIGHT!!!

MC (smiles but still is nervous): You all know how it goes....but to satisfy the curiosity of those watching from their homes, from the internet, and from their gadgets, the game goes like this... We draw one, just one number from this huge bowl. The person who has the number drawn will come here on stage and will be the sole participant of the Naruto quiz-bee. His/her answers will determine how freaking-much of a Naruto fan he/she is!! Last but not the least, if he/she passes the "highest level of a fan", he/she will win the envied and MOST drooled prize which is no other than........... (Suspense drum-rolls as the curtain slowly reveals....) .... A whole set of ORIGINAL, COMPLETE, Naruto series DVD's!!!! Plus! A COMPLETE set of Naruto-Characters COSTUME!!!!!

Narutards (very super hot-blooded, lively-Unhuman- like abnormal fanatics screams ecstatically while drools): YEAH!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!/ WOOoooooooo000OOWWWW!!!/YAHOOOOO!!!/KYAAAAAA!!!/MINE!!!/MINE!!!

MC (grins): Hhahahahaha!!! Jealous much?

A Narutard in Oreo-moo-moot costume (shouts with venom): SHUT UP OR I'LL FREAKING KILL 'YA!!!

MC (gulps and shivers): Hai. Hai. So... Let's draw the lucky number!!!

(MC draws a number...)

MC: And the lucky number, the lucky person is.....

(Narutards: Some prays, some nervously kneels, some smiles excitedly, some wet their pants, some doing whatever they are doing.)

MC: The Lucky person is...............................(Seize the minute)................

(Suspense Much?)....................................

...........................................................................................(Falling Bodies)

Number 8-8-8-!!!!! Number 888!!! Eight hundred eighty eight!! The person who has slot number 888 please come forward!!!! Come to the freaking stage lucky narutard!!!"

Narutards(loser cries): Awwwwwwwwwwwwww./Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu./Oh mannn!!!

MC: Come on Number 888, don't be shy... Come on the stage!! Show your lucky self!!!

(The camera shifts and zooms in a girl, with long black hair wearing glasses and a high school uniform that slowly comes up the stage while holding and reading a book at the same time. The Number 888 clearly hanging on her neck. Some staff gives her a microphone.)